Jokes, Riddles & Recipes

Jokes, Riddles & Recipes

I am a protector, sitting on a bridge.

One person sees right through me,

while others wonder what I hide.

What am I?

What always goes to bed with his shoes on?

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.

After a short while, little Steve came up to the teacher's desk and said,

"Miss Mere, I ain't got no crayons."

"Steve, Miss Mere said, "you mean: I don't have any crayons.

You don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons.

Do you see what I'm getting at?"

"Not really," said Steve, "What happened to all them crayons?"

Recipe

Fruity Granola

You will need:

1/3 cup light brown sugar

1/4 cup vegetable oil

1/4 cup water

1/4 teaspoon salt

3 1/2 cups regular oats

1/2 cup sunflower seeds OR chopped nuts

1 6 oz. package dried fruit bits

Non-stick cooking spray

Combine sugar, oil, water, and salt in a small saucepan. Heat, stirring until sugar is melted. Drizzle mixture over oats, tossing well. Spray non-stick coating on a large shallow baking sheet and spread oats. Bake at 250 degrees for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally and add the seeds or nuts the last 10 minutes. Cool. Stir in dried fruit bits. Store in a tightly covered container.

Riddle Answers: 1) Sunglasses. 2) A horse.